ya sé que jode tener que levantarse tan temprano

me jode que crea que he sido yo — it pisses me off that he thinks it was me ***

me jodió mucho que perdiera Colombia — I was really pissed off when Colombia lost ***

me jode tener que pagarlo yo todo — it's a bugger having to pay for it all myself ***, it pisses me off having to pay for it all myself ***

¡deja ya de joderme de una vez! — stop bugging me! *, stop being such a pain in the arse! **

si te deniegan la prórroga esta vez, te han jodido — if they refuse you an extension this time, you've had it * o you're fucked ***

no te jode Esp —

si yo tuviera un coche así también podría ir a esa velocidad,¡no te jode! — if I had a car like that I could go that fast as well, no problem o (EEUU) * no sweat

¡me has jodido el reloj! — you've bust * o buggered up *** my watch!, you've busted my watch (EEUU) *

lo que hacen es jodernos la vida al resto — what they do is fuck *** o screw * o bugger *** things up for the rest of us

en cuanto abres la boca la jodes — as soon as you open your mouth you mess o screw * things up

¡la jodimos! — now we've blown it! *

ya sé que jode tener que levantarse tan temprano — I know it's a drag * o a pain in the arse *** o ass (EEUU) *** having to get up so early